Carlton Swift is a somewhat disgruntled Graphic Designer residing in Charleston, SC. On weekends, he works as an Evil Overlord, forcing minions to build a Death Ray on an undisclosed island in the Atlantic. Other hobbies include slow cooking the hell out of pork, sweating, and occasionally flying a kite.

He’s married to Jenny who is an equally sarcastic woman. They have two dogs: Linus – an attention whoring Beagle, and Lucy – a diva Dachshund.