The setting: A restaurant
The Cast:
Me
My Brain
My Wife (a.k.a Mrs. Spain)
The Hostess

(*ahem*)

CARLTON AND HIS WIFE WALK INTO A RESTAURANT

Hostess: Hi. Welcome. How many tonight?

My Brain: Holy shit! She is smokin’. Wow, she’s hot. I’d like to…

Hostess: Hi Mrs. Spain!

My Brain: Damnit! She’s one of my wife’s students.

Hostess: I really enjoyed your Spanish classes.

My Brain: Victory! Past tense! She’s not a current student.

Hostess: I’m thinking about majoring in Spanish.

My Brain: Yes! College! Legal! Wow, she’s hot. I’d like to…

Hostess: It all really depends on where I get accepted to college.

My Brain: Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!

My Wife: Carlton…you are so not allowed to crush on my former students.

Me: I didn’t say anything!

My Wife: Carlton!

Me: Sigh.

END SCENE