And speaking of quizzes…

I’m ashamed to admit I only got an 80%.

Jen and I were doing our usual bout of channel surfing (i.e. hitting the ‘up’ button on the remote fast enough to rub off the word ‘up’) when something stopped us.

Surgery. Televised surgery. Televised bloody surgery. For whatever reason, the Discovery Health Channel likes to show skin cut open with latex-gloved hands poking and prodding around inside someone’s guts and removing long, drippy, stringy things with a scalpel.

After a simultaneous “Ewwwwwwwww,” Jen and I learned an important lesson. Always check the TV Guide channel before channel surfing. Or, at the very least, program the damn channel out.

Still, our morbid curiosity would get the best of us from time to time, and we’d check to see what sort of ick they would dare to show. One day, we hapened to notice they were shoing a program called, “The Man Whose Hands Blew Up.”

“Ewwwwwwwwwww!”

Neither of us believed that this channel would actually show something so fantastically gross. With a title like that, we figured this had to be a B-horror movie from the 1950s.

It wasn’t.

But it did inspire me to create the “B-Movie or Discovery Health Channel Show” Quiz. Enjoy.

The answers are spilt 5/5. Enjoy, and try not to imagine what the TV shows or movies are about.